2. Pray an Act of Contrition on the roller coaster
Nothing will make the heads of your fellow passengers turn quite like saying the Act of Contrition while ascending the first, steep hill. You’ll probably get some weird looks, but the descent will knock the wind out of your neighbors. At the end of the ride, if someone asks, “Were you really that afraid?” or “What were you praying?” you can dazzle them with tales of the mercy of God!
